So in bio yesterday we were looking at female athletes who failed gender tests because of sex chromosome issues. Our teacher went up to the board and asked us to name some differences between males and females. Almost immediatly, the kid sitting right next to me shouts at the top of his lungs "PENIS!!!" The entire auditorium bursts into laughter (including the teacher) and everything just goes downhill from there.

I asked him after class why he did that. His reasoning: "That was probably the only time I would be able to scream penis in a classroom and get away with it. I have always wanted to do that!" My bio class is fun.