Mortal Kombat ABCs

A is for animality, when the fighters transform

B is for brutality, killing with the most blood and gore

C is for Cyrax, the yellow robot.  He got lost in the desert, where it's really hot

D is for dark prison, where you fight in a prison shower

E is for Ermac, the ninja with psychic powers

F is for fatality, of which there are many.  When killing, blood spews out plenty

G is for Goro, the four-armed prince

H is for hara-kiri, killing yourself in a pinch

I is for immortal, which everyone seems to be.  If they died in MK2 they'll be back by MK3

J is for Johnny Cage, he's in lots of movies

K is for kombat, this game doesn't like C's

L is for Lin Kuei, where Sub-Zero's the grandmaster

M is for Motaro, whose four legs help him run faster

N is for Noob, his best friend is Smoke.  They both want to hang Sub-Zero till he chokes

O is for Oh my god, that's a lot of blood!  That has to be 3 quarts at least, and that isn't good

P is for partnership, when Shang Tsung and Quan Chi pretended to be friendly

Q is for Quan Chi, Scorpions main enemy

R is for Raiden, the thunder god.  He always carries around a long wooden rod

S is for Scorpion or Sub-Zero.  One is neutral, the other's a hero

T is for Taven, as characters go, he's the newest one

U is for underworld, where Scorpion's from

V is for violence, why this game is remembered

W is for white lotus, where Liu Kang is a member

X is for xtreme violence, but I mentioned that already

Y is for Yin Yang Island, where the weather changes readily

Z is for zombie, what Liu Kang is now.  He's kept alive by magic chains somehow